Deserves an award

This is just too classic not to mention and will go in to my hall of fame. I emailed the whole commentary to an innocent bystander friend and she knocked herself out laughing at this lunatic.
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FIRST EMAIL

From: Miss ControlFreak
Sent: 9:17 AM
To: Everyone
Subject: WHO IS GOING TO ORGANISE OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY THIS YEAR???

JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SEE IF WE GET ANY VOLUNTEERS TO ORGANISE OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY THIS YEAR … AS USUAL TO BE HELD ON BOXING DAY
Mrs Preggers AND I ORGANISED THE FIRST ONE, Miss Trippy AND Miss Nice ORGANISED IT LAST YEAR….
WOULD LOVE SOMEONE TO VOLUNTEER INSTEAD OF ME MAIKING SOMEONE DO IT….. GREAT IF WE CAN GET A COUPLE OF GUYS TO ORGANISE IT THIS YEAR SO THEY CAN ADD A DIFFERENT SPIN ON IT ALL AND SEE IF THEY CAN DO IT ANY BETTER THAN THE GIRLS……. THAT’S A DARE….HEHEHHE….
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ALSO LET Mr and Mrs Dealer KNOW…..
REASON WHY I AM SENDING THIS OUT NOW IS SO THAT KK’S CAN BE ORGANISED DURING MELBOURNE CUP CELEBRATIONS….. THIS YEAR I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD MIX THE KK’S AND HAVE ADULTS AND KIDS MIXED TOGETHER……
I AM EXPECTING A RESPONSE…..
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2ND EMAIL - D'OH

From: Miss ControlFreak
Sent: 11:09 AM
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: WHO IS GOING TO ORGANISE OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY THIS YEAR???

Okay all………. I didn’t get a response so this year the two people who will have the privilege of organising this years Christmas party will be picked out of a hat………
Since the last two years were organised by the ladies…….. this year the two luck people will be picked from the boys……… this will be organised during Melbourne cup celebrations……..
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MALE/FEMALE...WHO CARES

From: Miss ControlFreak
Sent: 12:39 PM
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: WHO IS GOING TO ORGANISE OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY THIS YEAR???

Okay peeps…….. after concerns from Miss Trippy that if one our boys (Mr Artist, Mr Nice, Mr Volcano) was picked it will result in the girls doing it all again and also…. Even though us girls did most of the organising the boys did do their fair share in preparing food and also Mr Volcano doing the bbq during our party…….. that said…….. names that will go into the hat will be both guys and gals who have not yet organised a party…. Since so far partners have helped this will also be the case for future xmas’………. For those who don’t have a partner……. They can choose another single to help them (ie Miss Photographer, Miss Ditzy, etc…)
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4TH EMAIL

From: Miss ControlFreak
Sent: 3:09 PM
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: WHO IS GOING TO ORGANISE OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY THIS YEAR???

Hi all…………… I have just put every ones name on a piece of paper to determine who will be organising this years Christmas party .. I have put everyone in groups of 2 .. they are
Mr and Mrs We-live-faraway
Mr & Mrs Dealer
Mr and Mrs Cute couple
Mr and Mr Gay
Mr and Mrs Special Cookies
Miss Photographer/Miss Ditzy
Mr Sweet/Miss Dumb Blonde
Mr and Mrs Shit Stirrer
…. I am just about to draw two couples out….. stay tuned …………
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AND THE RESULTS!!!!!!!!!

From: Miss ControlFreak
Sent: 3:15 PM
To: Everyone
Subject: and the winner is.....................

AND IN DRAWN ORDER……………..
This years christmas party is : Mr & Mrs Cute Couple/Miss Photgrapher & Miss Ditzy
2007 chrismas party – Mr & Mrs Shit Stirrer/Mr Sweet &Miss Dumb Blonde
2008 christmas party – Mr & Mrs Gay/ Mr & Mrs We-live-faraway
2009 christmas party – Mr & Mrs Special Cookies/Mr & Mrs Dealer
Now it is up to you all if you want to stay in that order…. You can talk to other groups and see if they want to swap …….
But for now it Mr & Mrs Cute Couple/Miss Photgrapher & Miss Ditzy …..can you please organise the KK’s to be drawn during Melbourne cup celebrations
FYI
2004 christmas party – Mr & Mrs Preggers/Miss ControlFreak &Mr Volcano
2005 christmas party – Mr & Mrs Trippy/Mr & Mrs Nice
Regards,
Miss ControlFreak
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I realise she is taking the initiative and its very nice of her to volunteer to organise this the first time round. But obviously no one else can be bothered and we are all too selfish to volunteer to organise this year's xmas party. What gives her the right to force people to do it? If no one volunteers = no xmas party = everyone is just as responsibly for there being no xmas party. If you want to have one you organise it....