Miss Saigon

Dad: Don’t forget we have booked tickets for you guys to see Miss Saigon on blah blah blah…

Me: OK

Later on the way home.....

The other half: Why are we going to see Miss Saigon for? What’s so good about it?

Me: (lost for words) Err…its supposed to be good, like Phantom of the Opera & Cats??

The other half: Ohhhhh…its a musical!..I thought it was a beauty pagent!

Me: ………..(looking at him and thinking to myself He’s actually serious…)